C.M.A: Prologue.

PROLOGUE

To whomever may read this:
To be frank and honest, I have no idea why in hell I am even writing this. After the life I have lead, I doubt that this will be good enough to be made into a film, let alone become world wide and famous. Yet, because of this period of peace I am in, I figure why not write down everything. Look at it like this: You will be able to understand my mind. Now, is that just exciting? If you think no, then close this book and read something else (if reading is even a word anymore). If yes, then hopefully I can entertain you. Now, I shall begin. Wish me luck, kiddies!
I will start by saying something about me, but I do not want to know about you sense I do not want to get attached. I am what some might call a supernatural hunter. Long story short: I take down anything that might go ‘bump’ in the night. You know those stories and legends about creatures such as vampires, wolf men, mummies, and creatures that live in black lagoons? Well, believe it or not, they do exist. But, lucky for them, their reputations have been destroyed into almost nothing by some writers that turned them into soft core porn for young teenage girls.
Now, yeah. I am aware that by now there are bazillion books, stories, and films about these creatures that has given everyone their own perspective on these creatures. Well, I decide that it is about time to forget everything and write down the final word on these creatures. Mostly so that I can stop hearing little dumb ass blonde bitches saying in their annoying voices: O.M.G! I want to be bit by a naked vampire like in that sparkle filled vampire series! I mean, seriously: Do we really need to hear that sort of crap? I did not think so.
All I am going to do now is leave you with this: if you decide to read my life, be ready to know that the order in which I am going to tell everything is mixed up. Think of it as someone took the chapters and randomly put them together. But, I will give you this much: The ending will be at the end. There, I done some of the work for you. BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!
Before I go, I think I should tell you that you will never know my name. Why? Because I feel it is none of your own damn business that’s why!