The sound of heavy, loud and obnoxious
hip-hop music was blaring from the building that was directly ahead
of him as Ryan’s 1970 Doge Challenger drove towards the sound of
the bass. He did not like rap, hip-hop, or any type of music
associated. In fact he despised it. But, he developed a tolerance for
the music due to all the times he has had to see Mansell Lexor of The
Juggalos.
To put it mildly, The Juggalos were an
army formed by Mansell when he needed a group of tough, powerful men
that were not afraid to fight dirty and use any means needed.
Originally a fight club, they came to the attention of Ryan Reservoir
when he saw their power and wanted their assistance on a job that
involved getting revenge against a man that hated women. Needless to
say, they did the job better than expected. Introducing them to Don
J. Coppola, he agreed to allow them a branch on the Reservoir Crime
Family as their main hit men.
In all honesty, Ryan despised using
them due to how annoying and, at times, idiotic they can be. But when
you have a job to do, you have to do it well. On the way, Soren
called to inform him on all that has happened with Lady Caponae. Ryan
told him about Caponae and her girls busting into his house
unexpected and seeing him nude. Soren just laughed like a maniac at
the thought and when he heard the insult, he knew that this was some
of the funniest shit to happen in years and wrote down the insult to
use in a story about crime he had been writing in his spare time.
Telling him to fuck off, he ended the call. Thinking back on it, he
did allow himself to grin at the idea of what had happened.
Once he reached the base, he called
Mansell on his cell phone to let him in.
“Who the fuck is this?” A deep,
gravel voice asked.
“The leader of a mafia, you son of a
bitch. Open up.” The gate opened and Ryan drove right on in.
Mansell’s office was filled with
numerous albums on the walls and newspaper clippings from the times
his rap groups performed. Mansell was a man that enjoyed, lived,
breathed, found peace in rap. While most of the mafia leaders
despised the genre, Mansell was respected for his power and attempt
to focus on something when he was not beating the shit out of a rat.
Mansell had his back turned to Ryan as
he was listening to a new song by one of his groups. Ryan could
faintly hear the bass in the background and he took a swig of water.
Then, once the bass stopped, Mansell wrote down some words on a legal
pad and turned to Ryan.
“I have been in this godforsaken
business for about twenty years.” He said, looking at the notes. “I
use to rap and perform like the people I pay to do so. But, no
passion. No idea. This is the foundation of art: music about fucking
people. I am thinking of quitting this business. This artless art is
going to be the death of me.”
“I have been telling you that from
the time we first met till now.” Ryan said, smelling the smoke of
freshly burnt weed in the air. Before Mansell was to do anything,
regardless if it was business or music, he would inhale a joint of
weed to help open his mind and make him ready for what may come.
“You have been saying I should get
out of this business of rapping. What the fuck am I doing? You are
not my fucking therapist. What the hell do you want?” Mansell took
a swig of some dark colored liquid that resided on his desk.
“First off, have you received any
phone calls from Coppola, Caponae, Kane, or any of the other heads?”
Ryan looked him straight in the eyes.
“I got a call from Sykes. He told me
what happened. Then I saw the news. What about it?”
“On orders of the heads, they are
asking a favor out of you: send Coppola some of your best men and
have them be ready to have a lecture about what is going to happen.”
Mansell looked at him strangely.
“What do you mean?”
“Coppola is getting together some
people to help take down the person that killed Twix and Tyler last
night. As far as we know, there might be more deaths and attacks as
the days grow old. We need to get some people together so, should
this happen, we will be ready. We don’t want another war to start.”
“Maybe a war won’t be such a bad
thing.” Mansell said, leaning back. “Having one ends up getting
rid of the dirty blood.”
“Then you lick up the blood and shit
it out. Yeah, we know. We remember from the last war and the chaos
you and The Juggalos caused. While it was impressive in terms of
visual destruction, it was unneeded in terms of how much damage was
caused. We understand your love for violence. Don’t get me wrong.
But, right now, we don’t need that. What we need is mature,
thoughtful people that can obey orders when given.” Hearing that,
Mansell unleashed a loud, disturbing laugh.
“My entire army is filled with
immature brats. These people will cause as much blood shed as needed
for whatever cause. So, if it is tamed fighters you need, I can’t
give them to you.” Ryan looked up, about to protest. Then, Mansell
extended his hand.
“However, I will be able to help you
out in one way. You see, while I am growing tired of rap, I have
decided to take under my wing heavy metal music. There are these two
Scandinavian brothers that are part of this new act I am signing up.
While their music is decent, they make up for their flaws with the
brutal power and force of their fighting. They have been in and out
of prisons for a good chunk of their lives and to this day, they have
grown so use to the system that they can break out of any prison in
just a matter of days. Actually, you should know all about them due
to them also working with Caponae and her film, performance
industry.” Ryan released a deep, low whistle.
“And what will be the name of these
two men?” It was obvious that no one told him about The Andres.
“The Scandinavians are known as The
Andres. These two brothers, they go by the code names Gargoyle and
Youngling, are masters of traditional Viking ways and motives. You
get them into a fight with anyone and the result will be tamed, yet
completely chaotic. They are brutal, but know how to control
themselves.” Mansell to a swig of his drink, which at close
inspection was Scotch.
“You know it is a tad bit early in
the day to be drinking Scotch, right?”
“You know that I don’t have any
more fucks to give out, right?” Mansell took his joint and stumped
it into his desk next to a massive collection of burnt holes that
have been formed their from countless other cigarettes, cigars,
joints, etc.
“Look, Ryan. This is what I can
offer you. You need trained guys that can do a job good, right? Well,
this is the best I got. Tell Coppola that you will be meeting them
for coffee soon. I will contact you with the details. We will try and
help you in any way that we can. But for us to help you, you must
accept what we have to offer. I am sorry, but this is the best that
we can do.” With that, Mansell sat back and looked at Ryan.
“Don Lextor,” Ryan said, “Due to
the extreme situation we find ourselves in, we will take the help
that is offered. Thank you for your time.” With that, Ryan stood up
and walked out of the office. But before he did so, Mansell called to
him.
“Hey Ryan, don’t be afraid to stop
by for a smoke sometime!” Ryan laughed a bit.
“I stopped that shit a while back.”
Mansell said something in response, something like: Don’t say that
shit! What ever it was, Ryan did not care.
Once back in his car, he called Soren
and explained everything. Catching him up to date, he went and
started driving home to get ready to meet the Andres.
The entire time this was going on, a
figure clad in black, similar to the one that killed Twix and Tyler,
was watching Ryan with the eyes of a hawk.
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